Sunday, February 6, 2011

Zombie Attack 2/7/2011 - 07:55

Case File:  001D045
Location:  Latitude:  13°44'5.32"N, Longitude:  100°33'26.38"E (Bangkok, Thailand)
Subject: K. Ngo
Account (Translated):
"I saw the thing come from under the ground.  I was walking my foodcart to the end of the soi and a heard a grating sound from behind me.  The sound seemed like it was coming from a closed manhole cover.  I stopped and went over to investigate, thinking that maybe a workman was trapped.  I tried to lift the cover, but it was too heavy and I could not even budge it.  I called over to some workman lounging by a construction site, but they only stared and leaned against their shovels. 

I heard a low groan coming from below, something that sounded...inhuman.  I backed away from the manhole.  The heavy cover grated again and impossibly, it raised from the ground.  I saw two filthy rotting hands pushing up on the cover and lifting it free.  Like a styrofoam cup, it tossed the metal manhole cover to the side. 

I ran, leaving my cart behind.  I saw only those hands, but that was enough.  I will never sleep again."

flameable zombie?

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